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Jokes for Canadian Kids
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Kids will roll on the floor with laughter reading these silly and ridiculous jokes, and then run to tell their friends! Jokes for Canadian Kids is chock full of good, clean laughs:

Q: What trees do ghouls like best?
A: Ceme-trees!

Did you hear about the girl who started dating a boy and found out he had a wooden leg?
She broke it off, of course!

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!

Dad: Why are you crying, Janie?
Janie: Because my new tennis shoes hurt.
Dad: Thatís because you put them on the wrong feet.
Janie: Well, theyíre the only feet I have.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated during algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

Q: Are hamburgers male or female?
A: Male, because they're called boygers, not girlgers!

Tom: Doctor, doctor I think I need glasses!
Cashier: You certainly do, sir, this is a Tim Hortonís.

Knock Knock
Whoís there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!

Price: Canada $14.95    U.S.A. Not Available
Format: Paperback
ISBN-13: 978-1-926677-45-3
ISBN-10: 1-926677-45-5
Page Count: 168
Dimensions: 5.25" x 8.25"