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Santa Walks into a Bar
And Other Hilarious Christmas Jokes and Stories
by Roger Johnson
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A collection of hilarious Christmas jokes for the discerning adult. Not your average joke book…these have an edge!
Q: Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office??A: You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
And if you want to annoy Santa, instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. Or, while he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
And more…

Price: Canada $15.95    U.S.A. $15.95
Format: Paperback
ISBN-13: 978-1-926677-90-3
Page Count: 240
Dimensions: 5.25" x 8.25"